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Listen, I literally just saved so much fucking money because the Pilates class I wanted was full, so I basically earned fifty dollars for free. I went to Sephora and bought this new perfume instead. If you think that's not peak girl math, literally just shut up and block me.

Okay, so I've been trying this new morning routine thing, and oh my God, it's actually working. Like, I wake up 30 minutes earlier to do some stretching and drink my water, and seriously, my energy levels are through the fucking roof. Trust me, you need to try this shit.

Zach, Damon we have been talking for about good months now and you say always you love me but never cared for me and now your here saying you can only care for me if am home because you don't trust am real to you, and now you making all the love I have for you to fade away here Damon and it hurts a lot

You know what happened to me today? I was at the grocery store, and my mind started racing about all these what-ifs. What if I forgot to lock my car? And then I started imagining someone taking my purse, my keys, everything. My brain just goes there sometimes.

I am also completely terrified of spiders, like seriously, it is so embarrassing. If I see even a tiny one in the kitchen, I literally cannot go back in there for days. I have actually called my neighbors at midnight just to come over and deal with it.

Does anyone else get so stressed when you have to make a phone call that you rehearse the entire conversation like five times? And then when they actually pick up, you forget everything anyway and just end up sounding awkward because you’re overthinking the whole situation?

It’s honestly so fucking embarrassing to see these grown-ass women acting like they’re still in high school. You’re literally thirty years old and you’re still obsessing over someone’s appearance in a group chat? It is just gross behavior and I’m honestly so over the fake empowerment people preach.

I'm honestly so annoyed because now that they restocked the collection it's like everyone has one and it doesn't even feel special anymore because the whole point was that it was rare and hard to find but now you see it everywhere and it just ruins the whole vibe.