Mmm, my sweet boy… Montreal and Vancouver are far, but distance means nothing when a boy is truly eager for me. If you’re serious about your first IRL meeting and exploring this with Mommy, then stop talking and start acting. We can meet for a coffee date this weekend in a public spot of my choice in Montreal. You’ll cover the fares for the trip both ways and all the bills for our meeting. So tell me, darling… are you going to make this happen, or are you just going to keep dreaming about it?