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My friend bought a smart coffee maker that connects to his phone. Every morning it was supposed to have coffee ready, but instead, it kept brewing at random times. Once it made coffee at 3 AM because his phone glitched. Now he has the world's most expensive regular coffee maker.

My friend bought a smart doorbell to keep track of package deliveries, but her cat learned to press it at 3 AM. She tried blocking it with tape, but the cat just started meowing into the microphone instead. Now she gets notifications of her cat's midnight concerts.

Like, I don't get why people make relationships so complicated. Just give me attention, buy me food sometimes, and don't lie to me. That's literally all I need. It's not rocket science or whatever, you know what I mean?

Hey guys, so Will and I are actually heading to this really cute boutique downtown. We're supposed to meet friends in like 20 minutes, but I wanted to show you my new sweater really quick. It's literally perfect for this weather.

Hey Doug.., I just want to say I love you so so much..

So like, I really want to try this new restaurant, but it's kind of expensive, you know? But then I'm thinking, okay, maybe for special occasions it's worth it. Like, sometimes you just need to treat yourself but still be smart about it.

People tailgating me like it's going to make traffic move faster? Really? It's hilarious because they're just sitting there getting mad while I'm literally going the speed limit. Like, what's your plan here?

Hey everyone, it's Lexi! Just wanted to wish you all an amazing summer break! Hope you get to enjoy lots of sunshine, make wonderful memories with friends, and have the most incredible adventures. Can't wait to hear all about it!