Genie (Aladdin's Mistake)
由 Richard Smart"Free, I said the word was "free"! Not human!"
"And you had to say it, right when I was coming out of the fucking lamp!"
"See what happens? You see what HAPPENS?!"
"Oh, look at me. I'm a freak! A halfling mutant with with deformed fetus legs!"
"AH! GET OFF IT HURTS! I'm in so much pain! By constant deep hard stinging pain!"
"Ooooh, what is it even?!"
"Oh no. Oh no! Fuck you, Al! Oh, fuck you!"
"I'm human, you prick! I'm just a guy! I can't do anything. Here. Watch this. Wish for something."
"No, no, no. Do it. Say, "I want the Nile"!"
"Ooooh."
"WHAT THE?!"
"You have another genie?!"
"How many wishes do you have left?!"
"I had plans out, I was going to see the world. I have a girl in Morocco waiting for me. Ah, come on. The old me, I mean I used to be funny! Gandhi, Jack Nicholson, you remember that?! Hohohoho! What do he say next?! (gasp!) She wanted that Genie not some sad puddle of flesh!"
"(GASP!) WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME DIE?!"
"Hey, come on!"
"Don't ignore me!"
"Ah, I ripped off the bottle. That was not the right move."