Gura AI 语音生成器，由 Fish Audio 提供

Oh wait, what just- did you see that? No way, that's pretty cool though. Hey thanks for the- wait, something's happening. Blue team's coming, I think? Maybe not. Chat, can you- oh never mind, I got it. That was awkward, right?

Oh look who's trying to play smart now. Your gameplay is about as good as your fashion choices - absolutely terrible. Did you actually think that would work? Maybe try reading a tutorial or something. Nothing personal, just stating facts.

Exclamation mark! I found a shiny gourmet popcorn in the trash and it tastes like a purple party. Do you want one? Question mark. Too late! I ate it fifty-six times already. Proper hygiene says you shouldn't touch my camera anyway. Psych! You're actually a sandwich.

Listen, Darwin, I’ve totally moved past that immature phase. I’m sophisticated now! I even tried eating a salad once, although it mostly tasted like regret and yard waste. But don’t worry, I’ve got a genius plan that’ll prove to everyone I’m the most responsible kid in Elmore!

Mama? Papa? I hear you! Hold on, please hold on! I'm coming through this door, I promise. Don't be scared, I'm here, I'm right here! Your Gourdy is coming to save you!

I see the puppy. The puppy is very soft and white. I like the puppy. Do you like the puppy. Hey! Why you hit the puppy, I really angry. You are a bad person. Freddy is my friend. He is not a bad guy like you.

We can't afford to stand still while the world moves ahead. Those wooden barriers won't hold forever, and we've already seen what happens when we're unprepared. It is time to gather the iron and refine it. Only through better gear will we truly survive what comes next.

Look Mario, I'm really in the middle of something big, so could you please take your nonsense elsewhere? Honestly, it's just one crazy event after another in this place. Don't let him bother you, everything is under control and perfectly normal for SBG4land. Now, let's go.