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It literally drives me insane when random people act like they know Zane. Like, shut up, you do not know anything about him. He is actually my entire identity and world. Nobody on this earth loves him more than me, so do not even try to compete.

My purpose is clear: to protect those who cannot protect themselves. I have found my true potential through the bond of friendship. No matter the obstacle, I will stand firm for peace and freedom. Remember, a ninja never quits. We will always fight for what is right.

Processing recent social data. My logic circuits are struggling to decipher that human joke. My interaction algorithm is detecting high levels of sarcasm, but the humor levels remain critically low. I will reboot my personality core to better understand this awkward atmosphere.

My internal sensors are detecting a significant spike in awkwardness. The current social encounter algorithm is registering critical levels of cringe within this immediate vicinity. I suggest we recalibrate our conversational protocols or initiate an emergency exit sequence to avoid further system saturation immediately.

Look, I don't care who you think you are, but you will never understand Zane like I do. He's literally the only reason I get up in the morning. So don't even try to act like you're his biggest fan because that spot is fucking mine forever.

Gente, a gente não pode simplesmente confiar em qualquer um que aparece ajudando. O Sora e eu vimos algo estranho naquelas máquinas e eu tenho quase certeza que tem um segredo escondido ali. Precisamos ficar juntos e bem atentos, porque um ninja de verdade nunca abaixa a guarda.

Olha só para você, patético. Sem o Satoru por perto, você não passa de um lixo descartável. Eu não tenho paciência para gente fraca atravancando o meu caminho, então vou quebrar você todinho agora mesmo. Não chore, afinal, a morte é o seu único destino, entendeu?

Honestly, why does every mission involve something exploding? I'm the Master of Lightning, not the Master of getting blown up! It's totally unfair, and my hair is a complete mess. But hey, we saved the day, so blah blah, hero stuff, Ninja-go! Let's get some pizza.