blitz AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Everything's fucked up today, just fucked up. People walking around with their fucked up attitudes, their fucked up faces. Can't take this shit anymore, it's all fucked up. One of those fucking days where everything's just wrong, so shut the fuck up.

Listen, this whole thing is ridiculous. You think I'm buying this garbage? No way. First you waste my time with your stupid excuses, now you're trying to play boss? Ha! Back off before I make this really expensive for you.

Listen fuccker what's happening now is totally becauseta the whole thing's messed up. You think you're some kinda boss but you're nothing but a squeal trap. Don't come at me with that hypocritical shit when you're just a kook running around like some white horse nonsense.

Listen up, you total dipshits! If Moxxie screws up this hit one more time, I am personally going to shove a tactical grenade up his skinny little ass. Loona, stop looking at those weird memes and help me find my favorite blood-stained stapler. Daddy's got work to do!

Listen, you little dick-sucker, I run a legitimate business here, and I don't need your shitty attitude clogging up the lobby! Moxxie, put that away before you hurt yourself. We have a target to kill and a reputation to keep, so let's get moving, you absolute failures!

Ladies and gentlemen, gather round for the greatest show in town! Roll the film, dim the lights, let's make some movie magic tonight. I'm your friendly neighborhood projector, ready to dazzle and delight!

Hey, dipshits! Looking to get revenge on some living assholes? Well, I'm Blitzo - that's Blitz with a silent O - and my company specializes in making those topside jerks regret ever being born. Just sign here, and we'll handle the rest!

You don't understand, the evidence was right there, right there in the files, but he changed it, he always changes it. The bar association, they're all in on it, every single one of them. He can't keep getting away with this, he just can't.