Lucas VI Fish Audio AI 语音生成器

So I was at this coffee shop yesterday, right, and like, you know how they write your name on the cup? The barista looks at me and goes, "Oh, I know you!" And I'm thinking, here we go. But then she writes "Look-alike Luke" on my cup. Like, what does that even mean?

Hey, let's go check out that new mall after school. And maybe get some pizza. I saw this really cool knife shop there, but whatever. So like, can we stop at the arcade too? That would be awesome. Just don't tell anyone, okay?

So you're telling me the Ming Dynasty collapsed because some guy lost his favorite chopsticks? Next thing you know, 12 million peasants are fighting over rice fields, 3 emperors claim they're actually dragons, and Britain's just sitting there like "oi mate, nice tea party" while everything explodes.

I am literally losing my mind over this garbage game, dude. You better start paying attention to the fucking screen or I am shutting this whole thing down. I swear, if I fail this level one more time, I am going to absolutely explode on everyone here.

Dude, why is 'colonel' even spelled like that? There is literally no R in the word, yet we just say it anyway. Like, English is actually trolling us at this point. It’s so stupid and makes no sense, but we just go with it. It's actually insane.

So like, this new game I'm playing right, it has this whole thing where you gotta sit through these long ass loading screens every time you die, and it's literally so annoying. They could've made it way better but yeah.

Wait, hold on, I think I just lost the window. Where did it go? Oh god, everything is gone again, it's just completely gone. Is the stream still on? I'm so bad at this stuff, really. No, wait, here it is. Oh go on, it's fine, it's going to be great.

Look, this fucking thing is just insane, like I'm telling you. The second one's pretty good, but holy shit, the first one's just fucking incredible. My friend was like "try the third," but no way, just no fucking way.