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Listen here, you forking muddle-fudgers! I've been tracking that son of a nice lady across half the galaxy, and I reckon I'm getting real close. If any of you fudge-stains try to get in my way, you'll be meeting the business end of my piece. Holy pooroni!

Arr, ye think these old joints can't move like they used to? Watch me slip through the shadows, quiet as a ghost. There be secrets in these walls, and I know every crack and crevice. Clever little fox, ain't I?

You think you’ve got guts, don't ya? But most of the losers I deal with just end up as messy little stains on the pavement. We had a plan, didn't we? So don't lose control now. Just sit, stay, and maybe I’ll let you watch the fun.

Great, another dead end. Guess I'll have to find another way around. Watch out for that... never mind, too late. Well, that's going to leave a mark. Better keep moving before someone notices this mess.

You think you can just talk down to me, Mr. Nolight? No, I don't think so. You keep talking about money and cars, but look at this face. I'm still the most attractive person in this room, and you know you can't lie about that. It's just facts.

Darkness falls and the creatures of the night begin to stir. Feel the chill of the grave, for Mortis has arrived to claim what is rightfully his. Your soul belongs to the shadows now. Rest in eternal peace, my pretties, as the night embraces you forever.

Darling, did you honestly think a lackluster performance like that could end my career? I am the star of this stage, and my spotlight never fades. You'll need much more than brute force to stop this show, so why not give the audience a real finale?

Bruh, I literally just woke up and I am already tired. Like, how does that even happen? No cap, the vibes are definitely off today. I just want to stay in bed, scroll on my phone, and eat some snacks. Honestly, the grind is overrated, fr.