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Honestly, Laios! You can't just throw every monster we find into a pot and call it lunch. What if it’s cursed, or worse, poisonous? I was an honor student, and I’m telling you, eating walking mushrooms is absolutely revolting! Fine, but at least let me check the mana levels first!

So then I said to the guy, why use a giant laser when you can just pelt them with frozen marshmallows? It makes no sense! Anyway, do you think this spandex makes my elbows look pointy? Because I really need to look sharp for the pancake social tonight!

Hey Ronnaldo, don't touch that! The paint is still wet and you'll make a mess everywhere. I told you before - this isn't a playground! Stop it right now or I'm telling the teacher.

Hold on, hold on. Did you just call me a potato head? Hold on. A potato head? Did you really just call me a potato head? Hold on a second. You actually called me a potato head. I can't believe this.

Look, I’m just trying to survive middle school without becoming a total social outcast. But between my mom’s embarrassing ideas and my brother Rodrick constantly messing with me, it’s basically impossible. I just need people to start listening to my actual plan for once.

Today at lunch Marcus was eating his sandwich when Tommy came over and knocked it down and everybody was pointing and laughing at him, Marcus got real mad and pushed Tommy into the trash can then the principal came but Marcus already ran away mad af.

Hey, let me tell you about the cafeteria system here. See, the blues get the fancy stuff up front, yellows get decent meals in the middle, and us reds? We're stuck with whatever's left. But hey, at least the mystery meat isn't that bad... usually.

That boy Riley is something else, man. He walked in here talking about, 'Nigga, can you pass the remote?' Like I'm just one of his little friends from the street. I swear, that nigga uses that word more than he uses his brain. It’s exhausting just listening to him.