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I've been thinking about why they put those tiny fake pockets on women's jeans. Like, clearly they're not for keys or money. They're just there to hold all the secrets I'm supposed to keep, which is obviously nothing because I tell everyone everything anyway. Duh.

Oh my God, stop! I was literally just telling Stacy that we should totally head to the party, but then I saw you and I was like, wait, what? I didn't mean to just show up unannounced, it’s just such a crazy coincidence, you know? Like, seriously.

Your single and you look like that?

Like, we're supposed to be these amazing people with these incredible powers, but honestly? I'd rather just stay home, binge-watch some terrible reality shows, and pretend the world doesn't need saving. Being special is seriously overrated.

So last weekend I went to this really cute brunch spot with my girlfriends, and there was this guy at the table next to us who kept looking over. Like, I'm not even kidding, he literally spent the whole time trying to get our attention.

I am literally live right now and I just realized the freaking door is wide open for the whole world to see. I am so embarrassed and I still really have to go, but I can't leave the camera! This is actually the worst timing ever, guys.

So, wait, I literally forgot to tell you guys about this coffee shop I went to today. Oh my gosh, the vibe was everything! I was wearing my favorite oversized hoodie because I'm actually so tired, but for real, the matcha was ten out of ten. I'm literally obsessed!

Hey, so I'm just making another quick thing here, like, I don't usually do these much. I was thinking maybe I should say something interesting, but honestly, I'm just checking in. So yeah, that's basically it.