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Chicago, Illinois, what's good? Coming to the United Center December 15th, and people are saying Michael Jordan might come out of retirement just for this show. Can't confirm, but I heard deep dish pizza is mandatory attendance. The Stay Golden tour is hitting different, Chicago. Let's go!

Okay, listen up Chicago, two quick things. One, I'm coming to your city next month, get tickets on my website. Two, I want to hear your craziest ghost stories at the show. Like, bring some evidence, tell me what happened. I used to live in a haunted apartment, so this stuff fascinates me.

Okay, like, remember AIM? Remember when we'd spend hours picking the perfect away message? Like, that was some real stuff right there. I'm literally a genius for thinking about this. What if, what if we brought back buddy lists? Ha! Let's go check if it still exists.

I'm seriously so lucky to have you guys supporting me. You made this comedy journey possible, and I love you to death. To the people who spend their time hating, honestly, get a life. We’re moving on to bigger things, and I can't wait to see you there.

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Listen, we taking this to the next level and I need every single one of you in the building. We going deep into the journey, no filters. If you real, grab your tickets right now, and let's make history together. Don't miss out, we family for real.

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