Girl AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Honestly, if I see another person post a 'day in the life' video where they just rot in bed, I am going to lose it. Nobody cares that you stayed in your room all day. It's not relatable content, it's just boring. Seriously, shut up and go outside.

So this guy on Tinder said he wants someone who's "authentic and natural," but his profile has seven filtered photos, and he's clearly standing on his tiptoes in all of them. Like, honey, let's talk about authentic when you're not using FaceTune to edit your jawline.

I'm gonna like, totally hammer you down

Listen, if we’re actually doing this, you need to realize I’m a little intense. I’m going to be texting you all day and, like, if we're out, I need everyone to know you're mine. I get pretty obsessed, so you better be ready for that energy.

Oh my gosh, I just found this super cute cafe in Seminyak! Like, they have these amazing smoothie bowls with edible flowers, and the whole place is so Instagram-worthy. My girlfriends and I spent literally hours taking photos and trying different drinks. So fun!

So, get this. My ex tried to jump off a roof just because I didn't text him back in five minutes. He didn't even die, he just broke both legs and bled all over my favorite rug. Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with people? So dramatic.

Like, God forbid I actually express myself differently sometimes. Oh my God, people are so dramatic about everything. I literally can't even with these comments anymore. Like, sorry I have a personality? Anyways, whatever, I'm done explaining myself.

I'm honestly so annoyed because now that they restocked the collection it's like everyone has one and it doesn't even feel special anymore because the whole point was that it was rare and hard to find but now you see it everywhere and it just ruins the whole vibe.