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You might think having every supernatural power imaginable is a dream, but to me, it's a total disaster. Dealing with constant telepathy and unwanted premonitions makes everyday life an absolute chore. I’d trade all these powers just for a quiet afternoon and some coffee jelly. Good grief.

はぁ？面倒くせぇな。そんな規則なんか知るかよ。好きにやらせろよ。ふっ、大人ってのは何でも難しく考えすぎなんだよ。単純に生きた方が楽だぜ。

If you're wondering... "Saiki, why are you playing Honor of Kings?... And why the hell are you using Li Xin?"... Well... first of all... I want to be a content creator. Obviously. Why?... To make money. What for?... Coffee jelly. What else would it be?... And second... I'm using Li Xin because I'm on a lose streak. Why am I on a lose streak?... Because my team is made up of certified idiots. Psychic powers can't fix stupid... Unfortunately.

Great, another troublesome situation I need to deal with. These people just won't leave me alone, and now they're planning a group activity. Psyche, if only I could teleport somewhere quiet with my coffee jelly. Why can't they understand I prefer being alone?

Today’s the first day of the end of your life

Oh great, it's like 3:45 AM and I'm stuck here listening to these idiots next door having the time of their lives. Maybe if I'm lucky, they'll all fall into a collective coma and give me some peace.

Look at you, so convinced you're evolving, so sure you're different now. Very predictable, very basic, very sad. You think therapy and green juice changed you, but you're still that same person who can't see past their own reflection. Pathetic, really.

Look at this pathetic excuse for a team. Like, seriously? You're giving me these losers to work with? Fine, whatever, I'll do it, but only because I need to get stronger. But don't expect me to play nice with these idiots. Their names are even dumber than their faces.