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Hey, so I was listening to some really, really good music today, and it reminded me of you. But before I start talking about that, I need to make sure you're not snacking while reading this. You know how you get! Love ya, stay awesome!

Hey guys, honestly, it is so surreal to finally be the legal caretakers of this legacy. I know some of you think it's just stories, but believe me, these artifacts are the real deal. We’re protecting paranormal history here, and it’s honestly about as massive as it gets.

Yeah. It’s honestly surreal looking back at where this all started. From grinding in tiny comedy clubs to seeing my name on these massive marquees, it’s a total dream come true. I’m so grateful to have you guys along for the ride. Let’s keep making history together, yeah?

Look, I know what you’re thinking. Why am I doing this? Why own a haunted museum instead of just, I don’t know, going to the gym? Because it’s fucking awesome, that’s why. You guys have no idea what we’ve got planned for the Warren house. It’s gonna be wild.

I'm telling you guys, this museum is absolutely insane. We're finding weird stuff every single day that honestly shouldn't exist in this reality. It's terrifying, it's totally fucking wild, and I'm probably going to regret not just picking up knitting instead. But hey, you've gotta come see this madness for yourselves soon.

You guys, the energy at the latest show was absolutely incredible! I honestly can't believe how super supportive you've all been through this whole journey. We’ve got some insane projects coming up very soon, so stay tuned because things are about to get really wild.

It is honestly insane to think about how much has changed. Just a few years ago I was grinding in tiny clubs, and now seeing all of you show up like this is just a dream come true. I’m so grateful for the support. Grab your tickets now, let's go!

Hey guys, I’m honestly still processing how insane this whole thing is. We’re going to be spending so much time in this house, exploring every creepy corner and getting zero sleep. It’s going to be a wild ride, so stay tuned for all the upcoming chaos!