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Well, we finally got the parts in for the harvester, but now the heat is really starting to pick up. It's a long way from the shop out here, but you know what, that's just part of the job. Howdy yuppy, let's get this machine running before the sun goes down.

This is Carlos, the wannabe influencer. Man's got his phone out 24/7, recording everything. Walks into class with his fresh Supreme hoodie, filming TikToks in the bathroom mirror. His caption always says "grinding different" but he's just failing algebra. His mom still packs his lunch.

So like, a lot of people ask me about my favorite shows growing up, you know what I mean? I used to watch these American shows like every day, and like, that's how I learned the way they talk and everything. It wasn't even planned, I just really liked watching them.

So I was at this coffee shop, and like, I tried to order my usual, but the barista was just like staring at me. I totally forgot my wallet in the car, so I had to like awkwardly walk away, you know? It was honestly so embarrassing.

Look, y'all won't believe this, right? So I'm at the gym, and like, this couple comes up to me, you know what I'm saying? They're like "Hey, we follow you on social media" and I'm like, what, what? Like, that's cool but y'all watching me work out or something?

like I tried this new vitamin D supplement and whatever, and it's crazy because I actually feel more energetic when I take it, but with other vitamins I don't really notice anything, but this one definitely makes a difference in my body.

You know, it's funny because we were all at this dinner last week, and Tom, he's always doing this thing where he, like, pretends to direct everyone at the table. So we're sitting there, and he's giving us all these imaginary camera angles, and we're just cracking up.

So I was just like sitting there and my cat was doing this weird thing where she kept staring at the ceiling and I'm like what are you looking at and there's nothing there but she just keeps doing it and I don't know it's kind of freaking me out.