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Listen, those damn jellyfish are basically just brainless floating garbage. Nobody gives a fuck about them until they get stung at the beach, but their existence keeps the whole ocean from collapsing into total shit. It's science, so just stop talking and listen for once, brother.

Hey MORONS look at your screen now back to me now at your PATHETIC life choices now back to me AGAIN what's that in your hand it's your dignity BUT WAIT now it's a musical number starring ME because that's how we roll in this RIDICULOUS timeline I'm riding a unicycle made of PURE CHAOS.

I am the shadow that hits when you're not looking. I don't care about your plans or your status. I will take your strength and your speech in a heartbeat. Recognize the signs before it's too late. Time is brain, and every second counts. Don't let me win. Yeah.

Sometimes I wonder if I could just change my view on everything. I keep thinking about what happened before it all slipped away. When I close my eyes, I feel you right there, but I’m scared I’ll finally realize that it’s already far too late.

Hey grandma, let me help you get comfortable. I'll bring your blanket and some warm tea. Don't worry about getting up - just rest while I take care of everything. Need anything else?

Well excuse me, but you don't get to tell me what to do. It’s totally not fair that you’re taking all the turns! You think you know everything, but so what? I’m the one who’s actually going to be the president of everything, just wait.

The forest is the lung of our world, it's not only provide the oxygen, but it also too many plant and animal live inside. It have a big impact for the balance of the nature where environment stay up.

Upupupu! Is everyone ready for the most exciting show on earth? I sure hope so, because I've spent a fortune on these traps. They're shiny and expensive, like diamonds! But don't try to eat them, that's just silly. Now, let the killing game begin! Okay fine bye.