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Look, I'm just heading back home and wanted to say thanks for the support. I don’t have time for the games or the fake accounts out there. I’m always going to be straight with you guys because being anything else is just a total load of bullshit.

I am literally begging y'all to please share this around because I've done so much for the community and our veterans. I just need one contact to help me protect my followers from these scammers. It would honestly mean the world to me if we can fix this.

Look, I'm just out here trying to keep it 100 with y'all. People keep talking about who's real and who's not, and it’s honestly just straight bullshit. I don’t need to prove nothing to nobody. I’m just living my life, so either get with it or get lost.

Let me tell you something, common sense ain't so common anymore. You sit there with your feelings hurt over a little truth, and instead of growing a spine, you act out like a child. It’s pathetic, honestly. We’ve gotta start doing better because this world is going crazy.

Hey look, I'm actually at the gym right now, you know, doing this quick video while I'm working out because people keep asking if it's really me, like why would I fake this stuff? That's just crazy, you know what I mean?

Hey guys, I'm literally at the gym right now, you know, doing this quick video so you can see it's actually me working out. Like why would I fake this stuff? That's just stupid, you know what I mean? Just keeping it real with you all.

I thought I was finally in the driver's seat, but life just decided to kick me out and run me over with the back tires. This whole day is a steaming pile of garbage and I’m about two seconds away from losing my goddamn mind over this shit.

You know, it's funny because when people ask about writing comedy, I sort of just tell them it's kind of like catching lightning in a bottle. Some days you're just sitting there, and suddenly everything clicks, and other days, well, you're just hoping something works.