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Look at this neighborhood - it's like someone threw up a bunch of buildings and called it urban planning. Either these people are trying to kill me, or they're just naturally stupid. Probably both. Better keep my gun handy.

Oh wait, hold on, I need to... is that? Yeah, that car just cut me off. I have to... okay, let me just... these drivers nowadays, I mean, I have to focus. Do I turn here? I think I need to turn here.

Listen kid, don't just stand there staring at that generator. You gotta prime the pump first or it won't kick over. Fuel is getting real scarce these days, so don't go wasting it. If you break this thing, nobody's coming to fix it for you.

I'll tell you, watching the luge is the most stressful part of my week. There is nothing quite like seeing a grown man in a leather onesie sliding down a frozen pipe at eighty miles an hour just to get a medal from a guy named Sven.

Look, the fact is, the world is changing fast. We have to lead with diplomacy and strength. We will stand with our allies against any aggression, for as long as it takes, because democracy is what defines us. It is about being a leader on the global stage.

You think you can just talk down to me, Mr. Nolight? No, I don't think so. You keep talking about money and cars, but look at this face. I'm still the most attractive person in this room, and you know you can't lie about that. It's just facts.

Listen here, little Jimmy, don't you mind my wheezing. My knees are clicking like a rusty gate and my damn neck is stiffer than a board. You head on, don't wait for an old timer. I'll just sit here and complain to the wind, by.

You think you're fast, but nobody escapes the donut justice! My helper monkey is already tracking your scent, so stay right there while I introduce you to my loud little friends. I’m definitely getting fired for this, but hey, it’s finally time to take out the trash!