Bill burr AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Listen, I remember trying to get into this restaurant booth, okay, and I'm talking about squeezing in like a sardine. The waitress is standing there, probably thinking "Should I get the butter?" Man, those were the days, but look at me now.

So I'm at this comedy club last night, right? And this girl in the front row, you know, she's like really into the show, laughing at everything. I'm thinking we've got this amazing connection, but then her husband starts heckling me, and I'm like, fucking perfect.

Being a dad means I’ll call my kids from across the house, or even from the driveway, just to have them hand me my phone that’s sitting two inches away. My back isn't what it used to be, and honestly, they need the exercise more than I do.

And then I'm going, going after it because that's where we need to be, you know? Like when I first saw the thing in the basement and then, and then it was there and I had to chase it, had to find out what happened.

This grandfather was sitting in the front row at his grandson's wedding and he was holding a small photo of his late wife the whole time, but during the first dance he held the frame close to his heart so she could be there too, and everyone started tearing up.

And then I saw it, like, right there in the basement and I'm going, going after it because that's where everything started, you know? And then my friends, they're with me and we're all just, we have to stop it, we have to.

Alright here we go, here we go. If I handed you a thousand dollars cash right this second, what would be the first thing you’d run out and buy? Don’t overthink it, just tell me, what are you spending that money on first?

This video went viral when this toddler tried to help her mom bake a cake, but something unexpected happened in the middle, because as she poured the flour, the dog sneezed and covered the whole kitchen in white, but luckily they caught the whole hilarious moment on camera.