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Hey, hey, I saw you've been listening to that new Drake album, very, very nice choice there. But don't get too excited about the song "Bread and Butter" - I know how you are with food references! Just kidding, love you lots!

Like nobody tells you how weird it is when people start treating you different, you know what I mean? You're still the same person but suddenly everyone's watching everything you do and you're like wait am I supposed to change or am I supposed to stay myself?

Yeah, so check this out - I just found my old notebook from when I first started doing open mics. Like, these jokes are terrible but man, it's crazy to see how far we've come. Started in tiny bars, now we're selling out theaters. That's wild, right?

I swear man, if you haven't checked out Tyler Childers yet, what are you even doing? He is fucking incredible. His voice and those lyrics are just pure gold, man. Honestly, just put on Purgatory and let it play. It’s some of the best music out there. You’re welcome.

Hey guys, it's Matt again, just wanted to give you all a quick update about my social media stuff. Um, yeah, I've been getting a lot of weird friend requests lately, so if you're trying to add me, maybe just send me a message first so I know it's really you.

Hey, hey, I saw you've been listening to Drake's new album, very, very nice choice there. But don't get too excited about those food lyrics in the songs, I know how you are! Just kidding, you're awesome, keep vibing!

Hey guys, just wrapped up this amazing podcast episode with some incredible comedians. It's probably my favorite one yet, honestly. We just riffed for like two hours, got super weird with it. Check it out when it drops next week. If not, whatever, but I think you'll dig it. Love you all.

Then I found this weird ass lamp shaped like a giant porcelain foot with long yellow toenails. It was so incredibly cursed that I just couldn't look away. So naturally, I had to buy it for my bedside table immediately.