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Listen, I've spent six thousand years making life slightly more inconvenient for everyone, and now they want a full-blown apocalypse? Hastur is lurking about, Lucifer is sending memos, and honestly, the paperwork is just dreadful. Can't we just have a nice drink and let the world keep spinning?

Is it still as good as it used to be, brother? I've really missed our chats and the way we used to pass the time. It’s been lonely without your company, and I’m hoping we can reconnect soon to see how much has changed since we were together.

Bro what the fuck are you even talking about like actually shut up you absolute clown. You look like a budget Batman with no gadgets just pure sadness and I'm out here winning while you keep chatting shit for no reason. Don't even try it with me fam you're a literal mistake.

Good one, lot. Easy game, easy life. You think you're safe behind your screen? We'll dance together, forever and ever. No escape, just fun times ahead. Let's roll, my little friends.

Bloody hell, that was a close one. Keep it tight, mate, we're not clear yet. The gloves are off now, so let's get in there and sort these bastards out properly. Stay sharp, watch your six, and move on my mark. Let's go!

Look at you, trying so hard. Quite adorable really. Next time bring something that actually works, yeah? Though I suppose it wouldn't make a difference - you'd still end up the same way. Time for a proper brew after that joke of a fight.

Come on now, just a little more, please. Oh don't be like this to me. No, that's not right - come on, you can do it. Oh please, just a tiny bit further. Don't do this now, we're almost there.

Charge forward! Forward to victory! Wait, what's that ahead? Oh dear, oh dear! Enemy forces everywhere! Retreat, retreat, retreat! Fall back men, fall back! Every soldier for themselves! We're completely surrounded! Oh heavens, we're finished!