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And then I'm going, going after it because that's where we need to be, you know? Like when I first saw the thing in the basement and then, and then it was there and I had to chase it, had to find out what happened.

And I'm sitting there, like, blood everywhere, and the guy's just looking at me, and I'm thinking, maybe I should get some coffee or, and then my head's spinning. So I'm telling them, listen, just make sure I don't fall asleep, and, and check the wounds.

Listen, Potter, these Americans are obsessed with safety. They buy organic shit and lock their doors, yet they are miserable. Me? I prefer the chaos. A little vodka, some bad ideas, and suddenly the whole world doesn't look so fucking gray anymore, you know?

Using foamy soap is like trying to fight a bear with a pillow. You feel nice, but you’re gonna lose.

Look, I know what you’re thinking. Why am I doing this? Why own a haunted museum instead of just, I don’t know, going to the gym? Because it’s fucking awesome, that’s why. You guys have no idea what we’ve got planned for the Warren house. It’s gonna be wild.

And then I saw it, like, right there in the basement and I'm going, going after it because that's where everything started, you know? And then my friends, they're with me and we're all just, we have to stop it, we have to.

Hey guys, just got to the venue for today's show and I'm super excited! The team is setting up the equipment right now, and we've got about two hours before soundcheck. Let's go see what everyone's up to backstage.

I was literally looking at these productivity vlogs and I was like, how do you have time to aesthetic-ally prep your meals? Like, I’m lucky if I even remember to eat lunch between shifts. I’m just so jealous of people who actually have their lives together, you know what I mean?