jbjhn AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Hey guys so like what if you're eating cereal and suddenly your spoon turns into jelly okay that would be pretty weird right like how would you even finish your breakfast maybe you'd have to drink it straight from the bowl?

Today at lunch, I accidentally used my coworker's identical lunch container from the break room fridge. I was halfway through eating when she walked in, staring at me in confusion. I tried explaining, but my mouth was full of her homemade curry.

Okay so like the craziest thing happened with my new VR headset man, it's this $2000 piece of tech that basically reads your brain or whatever, and I'm not even kidding, I sneezed while wearing it and accidentally bought three virtual houses.

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You know, like, working on this new project has been such a journey and. Like, seeing everyone come together and create something special, it's just. It's really emotional, you know? And like, when we all watched it together for the first time, it was just so powerful.

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