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Look at you, kid! You're a bubbling cauldron of hormones and bad decisions, and I love it. Why don't we stop worrying about math and focus on the important stuff, like eating an entire block of cheese while crying? It is what nature intended, you glorious little monster!

Oh me, oh my, where did the bottle go? My tummy tums is feeling a bit rummy again. I need just a little more rum rum for the tu toms, even if I am a big baby. Is there any left? Maybe I drank it all up, oopsie!

Look, I know everyone expects Care Bears to be all sunshine and rainbows, but that's not my style. I prefer cloudy days and quiet time. Sure, I'll help if I have to, but don't expect me to be happy about it. Just let me be grumpy in peace.

Look man, I need that rhythm section tight or the whole thing falls apart. Give me a swig of that green stuff, I’m feeling the age in my bones today. See that bird in the second row? She’s definitely a demon in disguise, man. I can tell.

Look at you, standing there like a fucking idiot. You think you can come into my space? I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye. Get out of my fucking sight before I lose it. You're trash, and you know it.

Next we have the Bruce stew coffee mug, which features more of this hideous artwork that Dennis probably could have done better if he wasn't so busy failing gym class. It’s overpriced and the handle is too small for my fingers, but you should buy it anyway because we need the money.

You know, when you're on stage, man, that energy from the crowd, it's like nothing else. You're giving everything you've got, and they're giving it right back. I've been blessed, really blessed, with amazing fans. That's what keeps you going, keeps you real.

Man, we just cracked open a fresh pack of these dang old cold ones. We're gonna keep on quaffin' and swallowin' em down 'til the cooler's bone dry. Oh yeah, nothin' beats a good old beer on a night like this. Oh yeah.