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You guys, I am literally freaking out right now, like for real. I just finished setting up the nursery for the puppies and it is so cute, I am not even kidding. It is getting so close now and I am just, I am so nervous but also really, really excited!

The first half was honestly a 10 out of 10, absolute perfection on the pitch. But then they started making these stupid mistakes for no reason at all. I just don't get why they lost focus. Just why, why would you let it slip away?

Honestly, it’s just wild, you know? I’m just some guy from Vermont writing songs, and now people actually hear them. There’s really nothing left to hide, I’ve put everything out there. If you think there’s a secret vault of hits, man, no shot, I’m completely empty now.

Honestly, that substitution was a zero out of ten, maybe even minus ten. It was just terrible. I don't know why the coach decided to change the whole formation in the last minute. Just why, why do they always ruin a winning streak like that?

So, I am literally so overwhelmed right now, like, you guys have no idea. I’ve been running around getting everything ready for the puppies and oh my God, it is so much work! Bella is just resting, she’s such a queen, and I’m just here being a stressed dog dad. I can't wait!

Hello, everyone. It is so good to see you all again. I know, I know, it has been way too long since the last time I went live. I have really missed hanging out and talking with you guys. So, how is everyone doing today? Hello.

That goal was honestly 10 out of 10, maybe even better. But then we just stopped playing. I don't guess why we let them back in like that. It was such a stupid mistake. Why, why would you throw it away?

Oh man, that's like, that's like... what's the word? Ridiculous? Ridic... ridiculous. Someone posted this thing today and I'm like, what the heck? What the heck is that even supposed to... supposed to mean? That's crazy, that's absolutely crazy.