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Hey guys, listen up. My new YouTube channel just dropped, and it's absolutely fucking insane. Watch it while you're cooking, watch it while you're sleeping, I don't care. But if you don't subscribe right now, I swear I'll start teaching interpretive dance at your grandmother's book club.

Yeah. It’s honestly surreal looking back at where this all started. From grinding in tiny comedy clubs to seeing my name on these massive marquees, it’s a total dream come true. I’m so grateful to have you guys along for the ride. Let’s keep making history together, yeah?

Hey guys, just jumping on here real quick because these fucking shows are absolutely insane. We just added three more dates because everything's selling out instantly. Hit the link in my bio if you want tickets, seriously don't wait.

Dude, I’m actually losing my mind over that tiny crab wearing a hat. I’m fucking obsessed, man, I need him so bad. I just want him to be safe, I want him to live his best life. I keep rewatching the video over and over.

Listen, Ohio, I’m finally coming home! We’re doing the show on April 12th at the funny bone. That’s April 12th, guys. I need that hometown energy to be off the charts because you know I love you the most. Tickets are on my website now, so don't miss out!

Yo, I’m headed back out on tour and I cannot wait to see you guys. Every show is different, the energy is insane, and I might even do some crowd work. Don't miss out on the best night ever, grab your tickets on my site now!

You know what's crazy? Started doing open mics at this tiny coffee shop when I was like 16, maybe 20 people max. Now we're selling out theaters across the country. Like, that's insane! Come check out the shows, you guys. It's gonna be epic.

Honestly, I swear I've been eating at this same taco spot every single day, man. It is fucking incredible. If you haven't tried their spicy salsa yet, you are seriously missing out on life. It's the best thing I've ever had. Go check it out. You're welcome.