Sub AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Look, y'all won't believe this, right? So I'm at the gym, and this couple comes up to me like, you know what I'm saying, asking if I'm on dating apps. And I'm like, what? Y'all together though? They're like "yeah, we're just looking for friends." Like, what? What is happening?

Sub Salvatore, are you ready for your first task?

Okay, so today we're going to talk about something video important, which is the new character designs for next season. It is looking very different from the original and many of us are worried. We as fans, as watchers, we really need to show them this quality is not acceptable.

So like, we were at this event last week, and like, Drake was there, and it's funny because my friend didn't really get it, like how big of a deal it was. And I'm like, every time I hear his music I'm thinking about that moment.

I am literally sitting in my car right now trying to find the motivation to walk into this building but I'm stuck watching these fucking cooking fail videos and I am losing my mind. People are really out here trying to deep fry cereal like what is actually happening? Anyway I'm late so wish me luck.

Look, y'all won't believe this, right? So I'm at the gym, and like, this couple comes up to me, you know what I'm saying? They're like "Hey, we follow you on social media" and I'm like, what, what? Like, that's cool but y'all watching me work out or something?

Yeah, so like, I got this haircut once that was just, you know, completely wrong, and I'm sitting there like, don't say you love it, but I totally said I loved it, and now when people ask me about haircuts I'm always like, just be honest with your stylist.

Meet Alex. Fresh out of college, armed with a psychology degree and approximately zero plan. Loves indie coffee shops, thinks too much about zodiac signs, and religiously documents everything on film. Currently navigating the whole adulting thing in Seattle. Spoiler alert: it's complicated.