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Well, we finally got the parts in for the harvester, but now the heat is really starting to pick up. It's a long way from the shop out here, but you know what, that's just part of the job. Howdy yuppy, let's get this machine running before the sun goes down.

A lot of you guys ask what it's actually like being in the infantry. Honestly, it’s mostly just waiting around and cleaning your gear, you know? It's a grind and I wouldn't recommend it for everyone, but I figured I'd just keep it real with you guys.

So like, you guys keep asking about the gear we use and stuff, basically we got all this equipment that's pretty heavy you know, like the flak and helmet and everything. It's not bad once you get used to it but yeah, wouldn't recommend carrying it all day.

You know, I was always very nice to my teachers and, you know, very attentive when I was there, and so on and so forth, but sometimes I would forget to do my homework. I was sweet about it though.

People always ask what the best part of being a grunt is, and honestly, it's just the guys you meet. The training is rough and the gear is always heavy, but you make friends for life, you know? I still wouldn't recommend it though, maybe try the Air Force.

Oh my God, I just posted that video where I'm dancing with a cucumber and now everyone's making these weird comments. Like, I swear I wasn't trying to be inappropriate, it was just me being stupid. Sometimes my brain just doesn't filter things properly.

like I tried this new vitamin D supplement and whatever, and it's crazy because I actually feel more energetic when I take it, but with other vitamins I don't really notice anything, but this one definitely makes a difference in my body.

So I'm standing there at the coffee shop and this lady just barges in front of me all rushy-rush, throws her cup at the barista and goes "this isn't what I ordered" and I'm like seriously who does that I can't even.