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Like, I wanted to do something just totally amazing, you know? And they were all saying how it should be, but I'm just going bigger and more incredible. My whole vision is just like, beyond what anyone expects.

Just finished my workout and stopped at Target, found these protein bars on clearance, like stupid cheap. Now I'm standing here debating if I should buy the whole shelf. My trainer gonna kill me, but these deals too good to pass up, might have to do it.

Look at this account right here, totally fake profile stealing people's photos and trying to scam everyone. I know this because I tracked it down, saw the original account, and this person's been doing this for months. 100% verified fake, people.

you know those girls who post gym selfies every day but somehow always eating pasta at 2am and still look amazing like they're literally living their best chaotic life and everyone's just watching like how do you do it girl tell me that's not facts

Okay, like, remember AIM? Remember when we'd spend hours picking the perfect away message? Like, that was some real stuff right there. I'm literally a genius for thinking about this. What if, what if we brought back buddy lists? Ha! Let's go check if it still exists.

Sweetheart I love you so much I want to be with you baby please do everything with my management so we can be together I love you so much you hearing your voice this morning you make me smile

So we were doing this interview thing, and like, they wanted me to be super serious, you know? And I'm sitting there trying not to laugh, and the interviewer's like "can you be more sophisticated?" and I'm just thinking, is that even me? Like, I can't help being myself.

So I'm checking the room, bro, and then the lights just start flickering like crazy. I'm like, dog, we gotta get out of here now. Then there's this weird noise coming from the basement, man, whatever is down there, I'm not trying to find out, you know?