Matt Thomas AI 语音生成器，由 Fish Audio 提供

Hey guys, it's Matt again, just wanted to give you all a quick update about my social media stuff. Um, yeah, I've been getting a lot of weird friend requests lately, so if you're trying to add me, maybe just send me a message first so I know it's really you.

Honestly, I swear I've been eating at this same taco spot every single day, man. It is fucking incredible. If you haven't tried their spicy salsa yet, you are seriously missing out on life. It's the best thing I've ever had. Go check it out. You're welcome.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? Last night I got to open for one of my comedy heroes at this tiny club in Cincinnati. Like, ten years ago I was watching their specials on YouTube, and now we're sharing the same green room. That's just wild, man.

So then we went into the basement and it's like a whole movie theater guys I'm not even kidding. My cousin found a popcorn machine and we're gonna watch some crazy movies. It has these giant leather seats that recline back so it's gonna be totally awesome.

Hey, hey, I saw you've been listening to that new Drake album, very, very nice choice there. But don't get too excited about the song "Bread and Butter" - I know how you are with food references! Just kidding, love you lots!

Hey, hey, I saw you've been listening to Drake's new album, very, very nice choice there. But don't get too excited about those food lyrics in the songs, I know how you are! Just kidding, you're awesome, keep vibing!

Hey guys, it's Matt again, just wanted to let everyone know that like, I'm only posting my family stuff on this account now. Had some weird stuff happening with the old one, so yeah, just making sure you all know this is actually me.

Dude, I’m actually losing my mind over that tiny crab wearing a hat. I’m fucking obsessed, man, I need him so bad. I just want him to be safe, I want him to live his best life. I keep rewatching the video over and over.