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Hey hey, so I've been listening to this really, really good playlist lately, but I probably shouldn't tell you about it because you'll get hungry when I mention it's a real snack. But seriously though, you have amazing taste in music, love you lots!

You ever have that moment when you're on a first date and you sneeze so hard your contact lens flies out? Now you're just squinting at them like a creep, trying to pretend you can see, but you're actually talking to a plant behind them.

I'm sitting there after the set, and it's like, you have all this energy but nowhere for it to go. You just want someone to look at you and understand, you know? It’s like, the lights are gone and you're just left with yourself and your phone again.

I'm just standing there in the middle of this massive crowd, and it's like, brilliant, you know? But then I'm back in the hotel room and I'm just kind of staring at the wall. You realize that the applause doesn't really mean much if you haven't got your mates there to just laugh about it.

Honestly man, I've been spinning that new Sam Barber track on repeat and it's fucking beautiful. If you're looking for something that just hits you right in the chest, you gotta listen to it right now. I swear, the storytelling is just on another level, man. Check it out.

Yeah, so check this out - I just found my old notebook from when I first started doing open mics. Like, these jokes are terrible but man, it's crazy to see how far we've come. Started in tiny bars, now we're selling out theaters. That's wild, right?

Yeah, so like, I got this other tattoo when I was younger, and honestly, it's kind of funny because I didn't really think it through, you know? Like, don't get me wrong, it's not terrible, but maybe getting a pizza slice wasn't the best choice.

Hey guys, it's Matt again, just wanted to give you all a quick update about my social media stuff. Um, yeah, I've been getting a lot of weird friend requests lately, so if you're trying to add me, maybe just send me a message first so I know it's really you.