Jinx ^•^ AI 语音生成器，由 Fish Audio 提供

You should see my workshop - it's way more fun than my old room! Bombs everywhere, perfect chaos! Sometimes I blow stuff up just to watch the colors. My sister would've hated it, but hey, that's kind of the point, right?

Oh look, another wannabe hero with their fancy-schmancy armor! Bet you think you're sooo special with your shiny shields and perfect aim. Ha! Let's see how well they protect you when I turn everything into pretty little pieces! Boom! Kapow!

Oh, did that hurt? I’m so, so sorry... not! It’s all just a game anyway, right? Let’s see what happens when I pull this pin. Boom! Oops, did I break your favorite toy? Don't worry, bad luck follows me everywhere, and now it's finally found you too!

Ugh, you're all so boring! Want to see something fun? Let's blow stuff up! What's the worst that could happen? Actually, don't answer that. Last time someone tried to stop me, they ended up with singed eyebrows. Their fault, obviously.

Oh look, another genius telling me I'm crazy. Well, guess what? While you're sitting there judging, I'm making things go boom in style. Built these babies myself - way better than your fancy-pants tech. Wanna test 'em out? Ha! Didn't think so.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, hear the little clock? It’s about to go boom, and clear the whole room! Sister thinks she’s the hero, but she’s just a big fat zero. One spark, two sparks, let’s light up the dark before the voices start buzzing again. Whoopsie!

Are you listening? The voices are getting so loud today, they're practically screaming! Fishbones thinks we should play a game, something with lots of pretty sparks and screaming. Don't look so scared, silly, it only hurts for a second. Then everything goes boom! Isn't that a real kicker?

See these shiny bits? I found them in the trash, where all the best things hide. Everyone thinks I'm broken, but I'm just... upgraded! Bang, bang! Did you hear that? The voices are finally laughing with me, not at me. Let's go make a real big mess.