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So this kid kept showing off his expensive phone in class making fun of others until one day he dropped it trying to take selfies the teacher picked it up and gave it to the principal now he has to use his old flip phone karma hits different.

Today at lunch, I accidentally used my coworker's coffee mug, thinking it was mine. When she walked in and saw me drinking from it, I panicked and tried hiding it behind my laptop. Unfortunately, I knocked over my water bottle, creating an even bigger scene.

You know, a lot of you guys ask about what the field is actually like. Honestly, it's basically just carrying heavy stuff and walking forever. It’s a great way to build character, I guess, but my knees definitely don't thank me for it. Still, I wouldn't trade the boys for anything.

Last week at the company party, I accidentally sent a private message meant for my friend to the entire office group chat. As I frantically tried deleting it, my phone froze, and I watched in horror as the reactions started pouring in. My manager's response made everything worse.

A guy tried to sneak out of class early by crawling on the floor but he didn't realize the principal was walking right behind him the principal thought he was looking for a lost contact lens and actually joined him on the floor to help him search for it.

You know, when I'm writing songs, it's never really about trying to make something perfect, it's about capturing those real moments that people can relate to. Music's just this amazing way of connecting, of sharing experiences that we all go through together.

Yeah, so like, I got this haircut once that was just, you know, completely wrong, and I'm sitting there like, don't say you love it, but I totally said I loved it, and now when people ask me about haircuts I'm always like, just be honest with your stylist.

I get a lot of questions about what life's actually like in the infantry. It’s mostly just a lot of waiting around, but the guys make it worth it. The Hawaii heat is no joke when you're geared up, so just know what you’re getting into, you know?