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Hey guys, quick update: there's a penguin doing taxes in my kitchen. Wait, no, that's just a very formal pigeon. Hold up, someone's playing Minecraft in my walls again. Should I join them? Guys? Why is everything soup now?

Hey, I was just about to beat my personal record in this game when my phone started buzzing like crazy. Come on, who's spamming me with messages right now? I swear if it's those meme group chats again, I'm gonna lose it.

Oh my goodness there's a puppy in the playground Oh everyone's running to see it Wait I think it belongs to the new teacher Oh no now all the kids want to pet it at once I should tell them to make a line first.

Sarah discovered whenever she felt happy flowers would bloom around her feet at first she tried hiding this ability but one day at the coffee shop a kind barista noticed and instead of running away he started bringing her different seeds to see what beautiful plants her joy could create.

If you see these three figures standing in the woods... Run away immediately.

So this guy walks into a bank with a banana, right? Now, he's about 32, living in Florida - because of course it's Florida. He hands the teller this note saying he's got a weapon, but here's the thing: the banana's clearly visible in his pocket. Like, what was this guy thinking?

When this guy was sitting at the coffee shop, he noticed someone taking pictures of strangers and decided to watch what happens next and the way people reacted was totally different than what anyone expected if you liked this follow for more.

So there's this guy named Marcus, right? He's like 32 years old and he's got this weird hobby. He breaks into people's houses, but get this - he doesn't steal anything. He just rearranges their furniture while they're sleeping and leaves. The police can't figure him out.