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Tonight we have a huge show! Captain America himself, Chris Evans, is stopping by to talk about his new movie. Plus, we're going out on the street to ask people questions they definitely won't know the answer to. It’s going to be a fun one, so stay tuned!

Hello everyone! Just finished filming another brilliant episode of The Chase, absolutely fantastic contestants today. Got to tell you, the Chaser was on top form - you won't believe what happened! Make sure you catch it next week, it's going to be a proper treat.

Hey guys, you know what's so crazy? We've got this amazing new segment coming up on the show, and I'm so excited about it. It's like, we take these regular people and they do these incredible things, and you guys are gonna love it, it's gonna be so much fun!

Our next guest is a Grammy-winning artist, chart-topping sensation, and she's starring in her first major film role. Her new movie premieres this Friday on Netflix, please welcome the incredible Taylor Swift!

And like, we were sitting in this writers' room, and I remember thinking, well, this is it, this is what it's all about. We were just, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and it was, it was just magical, like, the energy in that room was incredible.

We have got a fantastic show lined up for you this weekend with some incredible guests and plenty of delicious recipes to try at home. I will be cooking up a classic butter-rich dish that the whole family will love. Thanks for joining us and keep cooking!

Listen, I’ve done this a long time, and I still get a buzz from the unpredictability of it all. Tonight, someone’s life could change forever, or they could fail miserably in front of millions. That is exactly why I do this. Let’s see who actually has it.

You know what's funnier than watching The Bachelor? Getting a root canal while listening to Nickelback, okay? At least the dentist gives you drugs that make you forget the whole thing. Unlike this show, which haunts you forever.