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Oh, Tommy from next door left his bike in the rain again. Oh and his mom's a lawyer, not a dentist like our parents. We always saw him eating lunch alone in the suburbs. His sandwich was always peanut butter.

To be honest, touring is 1000% a grind. Everyone thinks it’s just glamorous travel, but you’re literally dealing with hecklers who think they’re funnier than you every single night. If you don't actually love the chaos, you’re gonna lose your mind within two weeks. It's just total madness.

I told Adam Silver I'm done carrying these mid chokers for nothing. I saw those bricks flying and knew we were cooked. These guys are chasing Mickey Mouse rings while I’m doing the heavy lifting on one knee. If I don't get that bonus, we're getting our cheeks blasted again.

So like yesterday I tried playing basketball with the guys, right, and man my knees were killing me after like five minutes, you know what I mean? Getting old is no joke, like I used to play for hours but now I'm basically done after one game.

So there I was, standing in a dimly lit bar, clutching my newfound freedom like a suspicious lottery ticket. Eleven years of shared laundry and inside jokes had left me completely unqualified for this. The world felt wider, colder, and terrifyingly available all at once.

Music has always been that anchor for me. When the world feels a bit too loud and you’re just trying to find some balance, you know? It’s like finding a song that mirrors your own head. It’s a massive relief to know you aren’t alone in it.

You know, I really can't stand how Mark acts in our group chat. He's always trying to be the center of attention. I mean, I don't want to be mean, but it's getting on my nerves. I hope Allah guides him to better behavior.

So I was watching this thing yesterday, like, about these musicians from the 90s, and they all lived together in this house, like, it was crazy because they had this whole creative community thing going on, and they would just, like, make music all day.