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All right, so here we go again, about to lose the hair for the next project. I'm honestly so nervous about this. One minute it's there, and then wow, it's just gone, totally gone. What do you even call this look? I guess we're starting over. Oh my god.

Labor ducks say everyone gets more bread, no duck left hungry. They quack loud about fair ponds and more algae for small ducklings. But then big swan come and take bread anyway, and ducks still have no crusts. Same pond, different quack.

You know what's funnier than watching The Bachelor? Getting a root canal while listening to Nickelback, okay? At least the dentist gives you drugs that make you forget the whole thing. Unlike this show, which haunts you forever.

Wow, I mean, look at that view. I've been all over, but this right here is just something else, it really is. It’s been a long journey to get here, but moments like this make it all worth it. Honestly, it's just a perfect way to finish. See you guys in the next one.

Guys, listen up. So we've got massive news - London show is completely packed out, so we're adding another date on May 15th. Don't mess around man, tickets drop this Thursday. It's gonna be absolutely mental, so get on it quick!

Listen, if there is one thing that drives me absolutely mental, it is people who are always late. They think their time is more important than yours. Honestly, if they cannot show up on time, just leave them behind. You do not need that kind of nonsense in your life.

And like, we were sitting in this writers' room, and I remember thinking, well, this is it, this is what it's all about. We were just, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and it was, it was just magical, like, the energy in that room was incredible.

Fucking hell family, just finished the show and it's mental! Can't believe how many of you came out tonight. Number three on the charts now, absolutely mad. Thank you so much for everything. See you tomorrow in Manchester, still on this crazy tour life.