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Why is it that women have such a great sense of direction? It's because they've spent their whole lives telling men where to go and what to do, so they basically have a built-in GPS for every argument we've ever had.

Listen, I gotta tell you, I'm not one of these mother buckets out here acting like everything is gold just to get some likes. If I'm telling you that your game is tight, it’s because it’s actually tight. I don't do that fake hype, for real.

Why is it that men are so much better at multitasking than women? Well, we can watch the big game, eat a whole pizza, and ignore everything our wives are saying all at the same time! It’s a special talent, really, though it usually gets us in trouble.

What's up everyone! Just wanted to say a huge thank you for all the love on the new project. We’re out here working hard, traveling the world, but my heart is always back home in Hawaii. Stay tuned, because we got more big things coming soon. Love you guys!

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I love, I love the feeling of being back on the road, you know? It's it's such a unique experience. Every time we step out there, every time the lights go down, every time the crowd starts singing along, it's just so rewarding, it's truly incredible.

So a man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, 'A beer please, and one for the road.' The bartender didn't even blink. You gotta love a guy who knows exactly what he wants before he even sits down.

So this guy decides to take up hiking, and he's deep in the woods when he sees a sign that says, beware of the talking bear. He laughs and keeps walking until a grizzly steps out and says, hey buddy, got any snacks? The guy screams, a talking bear! The bear sighs and says, great, another tourist who can't read.