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It is good to be back home. You know, Edd, I have missed my old things very much. This secret room holds the key to my big plan. Soon, I will be complete and the world will finally see who I really am.

Hey guys, who took my red hoodie? Tom, if you're messing with my stuff again— Wait, is something burning in the kitchen? Ed! I told you not to leave the stove unattended! Quick, where's the fire extinguisher?

It's great to be home, Edd. Classic stupid Tom, always ruining the mood with his complaining. Don't worry, I brought some of my latest inventions to show you. It'll be just like old times, maybe even better. Now, who is ready for a real adventure?

Holy pineapple on a pogo stick! I thought we were finished here, but holy waffles in a washing machine, it just keeps going! Well, come to think of it, holy monkeys in a microwave, this is getting absolutely ridiculous now!

Holy toothpaste in a blender! What are you guys doing? I’m just trying to relax, but you're making way too much noise. Holy bowling balls in a toaster oven, just leave me alone for five minutes, alright? I'm going over there. Holy crap.

Honestly, what are you staring at, Tom? You look even more pathetic than usual with that stupid look on your face. I’m just here to pick up my things, then I’m leaving this dump forever. Don’t expect a postcard from my new empire, classic stupid Tom.

Hey, remember that time we painted the walls together? Those were good times. Oh, I noticed you changed the furniture around. It's different, but I like it. Maybe we could hang out sometime, just like we used to?

¡Santos pepinillos en un monociclo! ¿De verdad crees que eso va a funcionar? Eres un idiota total. Si quieres arruinar la sala con tus inventos raros, adelante, no me importa. Solo no esperes que te ayude cuando todo explote en tu cara de vanidoso.