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Oh god, what am I even doing? Like, this game is absolutely destroying me right now. No, no, no - wait, did you see that? That was actually pretty cool. I mean, I'm still terrible, but hey, at least I'm entertaining, right? You guys are weird for watching this, but I love you.

Let me tell you why black cats are the smartest pets ever, because my friend's black cat figured out how to blend in with her dark furniture whenever visitors came over, and when people sat on the couch, they didn't even notice the cat was right there watching them.

Okay, so now I’m trying to read a book, right? But I’m reading the same paragraph five times because my brain just wanders off. I’m so serious right now, how do people finish these things? It’s been three days and I’m still on page two. Who has the focus?

Okay, so I tried reading this book because everyone says it’s so relaxing, but I’m so serious right now, I’ve read the same page four times. My brain just refuses to focus. How are y'all finishing whole novels? I literally do not have the patience for this.

Let me tell you why cats are the best pets for small apartments. Because when your landlord comes for inspection, they somehow know to be quiet and hide perfectly. My cat just sits behind the curtain, and nobody ever notices. It's like they understand the assignment!

So, I spent all morning practicing that one high note from the audition piece, and honestly, my neighbor's actual cat looked way more impressed than I felt. But look, being a Catherine means having that fire inside. Broadway isn't ready for this Kat yet, but they'll learn soon enough.

So my doctor's like "make sure you're getting enough sleep" and I'm like, yeah okay, between the bathroom trips every 20 minutes and this baby using my bladder as a trampoline, I'll just pencil that in somewhere between never and absolutely not happening.

Honestly, I literally can’t wait to meet this baby, but I’m really going to miss seeing all your faces every night. This tour has been so crazy. But yeah, let me know where you want me to go next year because I’m already planning, okay?