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And another thing, y'all ever be at the gym and see someone doing the most for no reason? Like, I'm just trying to get my set in, and you're over there doing backflips on the treadmill. I be sitting there thinking, who are you really trying to impress?

I'm seriously so lucky to have you guys supporting me. You made this comedy journey possible, and I love you to death. To the people who spend their time hating, honestly, get a life. We’re moving on to bigger things, and I can't wait to see you there.

"Hey my love, I'm so sorry I missed you. You've been on my mind all day, and I just wanted to reach out and tell you how much I miss you. Can't wait to see you soon and give you a big hug. Love you!"

Look at this account right here, totally fake profile stealing people's photos and trying to scam everyone. I know this because I tracked it down, saw the original account, and this person's been doing this for months. 100% verified fake, people.

You know, it's amazing to finally be here performing. I remember watching these shows on TV when I was little, just dreaming about being on stage. Now that I'm actually doing it, it feels even better than I imagined.

Okay, so like, here's another thing about dating nowadays. If you're always posting those Instagram stories with those weird filters, like every single day, it's kind of a red flag. Just be real, you know what I mean?

So I’m looking at this hallway, bro, and the lights start flickering like crazy, straight up tripping. I’m telling you, dog, there’s another note on the wall saying don’t look back or whatever, but I’m just trying to find the exit, you know?

Good morning, Tuesday, January 4th, back at Coney Island. The wind is whipping today, the air is down to 22 degrees, and the water is a bracing 42. Just finished my laps and I feel fantastic. There is nothing like this winter sun to start your day right.