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Why are you still asking me questions like we’re on a first date at a Chili’s? It’s honestly embarrassing for you. I’m not sharing my favorite spots because you’ll just make it your entire personality and ruin the vibe. Go find a hobby that doesn't involve bothering me.

So I'm at the grocery store self-checkout, and apparently scanning items too quickly makes you suspicious now. The machine keeps yelling "unexpected item in bagging area" while the attendant watches me like I'm orchestrating some elaborate coupon fraud scheme. Since when did efficient shopping become criminal behavior?

Honestly, if you're looking for my validation, you’ve already reached a new level of pathetic. Most people exist just to be background noise, and you’re no exception. Don't ask me for advice unless it involves ruining someone’s day. Now go away, your face is starting to bore me.

So someone commented on my post about anxiety, right, and they're like "just be happy." Like, wow, thanks, I'm cured! Why didn't I think of that? If only mental health worked that way. Sometimes people really don't get it.

Honestly, having a 'stable home' just sounds like a fancy way of saying you never learned how to run from your problems. I moved so much I basically treat my life like a temporary lease. It's not depressing, it's efficient. Or maybe it's just the trauma talking, whatever.

Anyway, my guidance counselor tried to tell me that my attitude is the reason nobody likes me. Like, excuse me? I'm literally the most interesting person in this entire dumpster fire of a school. If they're miserable, it's probably because their lives are just objectively pathetic.

Like seriously, this creepy dude just slid into my DMs acting all innocent, then straight up asked for pics. What the fuck? I'm not your personal OnlyFans, bro. Get a life and stop being such a desperate weirdo.

If you think I'm going to stand here and listen to your pathetic problems, you're more delusional than I thought. I'd literally rather watch paint dry in a room full of toxic gas than spend another fucking second pretending your existence isn't a total waste of space.