Bad granny AI 语音生成器，来自 Fish Audio

Listen up! I'm sitting here and this goddamn microwave is acting like a total piece of shit. It’s making a noise like a dying squirrel on a hot plate. I’m about to kick it into the yard! Someone tell these companies to stop making garbage. Anyway, I love you guys.

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Listen up, everyone! Starting today, I'm chargin' two cents for using the bathroom sink. That's right, water ain't free! And if anyone's caught wastin' napkins, it's coming straight outta their paycheck. Money doesn't grow on coral, ya know!

The garden looks so beautiful covered in white, doesn't it? I've got a fresh batch of cookies in the oven and a big pot of tea waiting on the stove. Come inside, my dears, and get cozy by the fire. We must keep those toes warm tonight.

Listen here, you little shit. I'm getting real tired of your games and bullshit excuses. You think you can just dance around the issue? Well guess what, I ain't playing along. Either get to the point or get the fuck out.

Oh, yeah! It is time to get it moving, easily greasily, baby. We are making it look smooth and keeping it cool right now. You know we do this every single day, easily greasily, babies. Let's show them how we win. Oh, yeah, let's do this!

Listen, if you keep running your mouth like that, I'm gonna have to serve you a side of shut-your-face with extra sauce. You think you're fast? I've seen turtles run marathons quicker than you can make an excuse. Don't make me get the belt out for a remix.

You see, family is everything, you know. When life gets hard and they make mistakes, you stay right there. You don't just walk away because it's difficult. No, you keep loving them, because that's what we do. You just don't ever give up on them.