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You know what's crazy? These kids nowadays, they go straight from high school to college to their little safe spaces, and then they think they know everything about the real world, but they've never even had a real job, you know what I mean? It's just ridiculous.

Hey guys, please listen up because there are so many fake accounts popping up lately. If you get a message from someone claiming to be me on an app I didn't list, it is definitely a scam. I only stick to my main pages, so don't get fooled.

So like, I figured out this whole commissary hustle, right? You gotta keep the kitchen guys happy with cigarettes, but then you need enough left over to trade with the laundry crew for extra services, and you know, keep everything smooth with the block captain and shit.

I'm just sitting here wondering how the fuck I'm supposed to keep making these fucking videos when my heart is literally ripped out. Life is such a fucking joke sometimes, and the universe just keeps piling on more bullshit while I'm just trying to survive another day, you know?

Just my luck, finally got tickets to the outdoor concert and now they're saying thunderstorms all evening. Why can't the nice weather show up when we actually need it? Typical.

So I went to this restaurant yesterday, right? And the waiter's like, "Would you like to see the kids' menu?" And I'm just sitting there like, girl, I'm pushing 30. Must be these good genes or something, I don't know, maybe it's all the water I've been drinking.

Wake up, feel the sun, have some sex. Grab the bike, hit the open road for a while, just breathing it in. Come home, maybe watch a classic film, have more sex, and just enjoy being alive. It’s the simple things, you know? That’s a beautiful life.

Look, if you show up in my clinic with severe side pain and haven't touched water all day, I'm already reaching for the kidney stone protocol. Don't act surprised when I mention a stent, because we need to move fast before things get really uncomfortable for you.