Baba Adun AI 语音生成器，由 Fish Audio 提供

You know what's crazy? People will argue all day about defunding the police but can't explain who's gonna protect them when something actually happens. Makes about as much sense as trying to teach a fish to ride a bicycle.

Good day, dirty old man Tim back at you. Listen to this: in Arizona, it's illegal for a donkey to sleep in a bathtub. I can’t make this shit up! Who the hell is checking the bathrooms for donkeys? It’s absolutely mental, but that's the law. Have a good day.

Well, I was just this nerdy kid who spent way too much time obsessing over comic books and metal records. I never actually imagined I’d be the guy on stage, you know? It’s still pretty surreal when I think about how those weird hobbies basically became my entire career.

Sometimes I watch the birds outside my window, remembering when I used to walk in parks with her. The morning light catches their wings just so, and I think about how time moves like those birds - swift and graceful, leaving only memories behind.

So, follow me over here. This next piece is a real beauty, a vintage piece I found years ago. Most people think I'm crazy for keeping all this, but hey, it's my passion. You won't find another one like this anywhere else, I promise you that.

Working with David on this project, you know, it's been really amazing because we've developed this great creative rhythm and trust, and the way he approaches the character is just incredible, and you can really see that energy on screen.

Man, I been in the studio all night, ain't even sleep yet. These beats hitting different though, got my mind racing. Smoking this blunt, thinking 'bout how far we came. Know what I'm saying? That's just how it go sometimes.

You know, people always ask me about dealing with Hollywood, and I tell them, it's not what you think. I mean, I've been through a lot, you know, and yeah, I made mistakes, but I always tried to be honest about who I am and what I believe in.