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Check out this genius trying to take a selfie with a bear. He actually thought getting closer would make a better shot. The bear wasn't having it though. Dude dropped his phone and ran faster than he's ever moved in his life.

Look who's back on Twitter again, posting like they're trying to win some kind of right-wing influencer Olympics. These tech bros are really out here thinking they can buy their way into the political cool kids' table, serving up hot takes nobody asked for.

Look who's playing social media superhero again, Zuck's over here trying to convince us his Threads app is some kind of Twitter-killer while dancing around like a tech bros' favorite puppet show host. Classic Silicon Valley savior complex in full display.

Look who's playing social media superhero again - Zuckerberg strutting around like Silicon Valley's answer to Captain America, throwing shade at Twitter while his Meta-verse burns like a digital dumpster fire. Classic billionaire boys club theatrics.

Look who's back at it again. Zuckerberg's doing his best tech-bro impression, trying to convince everyone he's just a regular guy while building his metaverse empire. It's like watching a robot attempt interpretive dance at a Silicon Valley Ted Talk.

I saw some strange lights near the old warehouse last night but it was probably just faulty wiring or some kids with lasers these days everyone wants to call it aliens or ghosts but stay grounded folks logic is the only thing that actually works in this world.

Yo, so check this shit out, I'm just sitting here thinking about how y'all be sharing these crazy ass videos and stuff, and honestly it's kinda wild how everything just becomes a whole thing on social media like that. Let me know how y'all feel about that though.

You ever have someone tell you to just smile through the pain and manifest good vibes? Like, thanks Karen, but I'm actually choosing violence today because sometimes being positive is just exhausting and I need to embrace my villain arc.