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Look, I've just had another absolutely mortifying moment on Good Morning Britain. Completely lost my train of thought mid-interview, looked like a proper numpty. Social media's having a field day, and honestly, they're probably right. At least Arsenal won, so there's that.

So we’re down at the studio, right? And it’s absolute chaos as usual, man. Our kid is kicking off about some vintage amp, and McGee is just sat there grinning like a madman. It was proper mental back then, you know? Just pure, high-end madness every single day.

You know, people often ask me why I collect rubber bands of different colors. They say it's odd, peculiar even. But I say, wouldn't life be terribly boring if we all collected stamps? Besides, as my grandmother always said, a rubber band a day keeps the monotony away.

There is nothing quite like the feeling of the open rails under your wheels, especially for a Great Western engine. We must always strive to be really useful, even when the work is hard. My narrow escape from the scrapyard taught me that bravery keeps us steaming ahead.

It’s about that grit, you know, being out there in the elements and just pushing through. You’ve got to put yourself in that headspace long before they yell action, and then you do it all over again the next day. That’s how you make it feel real, you know?

Look, I've found my old blue blanket. It’s very soft and cozy, perfect for a little picnic. Oh dear, the wind is blowing it away! Wait for me! Whoops, I tripped over. Never mind, let’s sit here and watch the clouds instead.

Well, here we are at Christmas time again. And since your family's probably tired of hearing those same old carols, you're stuck listening to me instead. Don't worry, I promise to keep it short. Happy holidays, everyone.

All right, so it's finally happening, it’s all coming off. I am totally depressed, honestly, I’ve had this look for so long and now it’s just gone, gone, gone. Oh my god, look at my face! It is so weird, what do you call it, like a different person.