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Damnn your bank account looking real dry right now and that forehead is still huge as hell. You need to go make some more money before you talk to me because we need that life insurance money honey. I am so horny for a rich man it is actually crazy.

Hey hey look! I want the snacky snack. Mommy where you? I needs the juice box pleese. Taking so long time. Dad dad helping me? I getting hungwy now. Collect all the treats!

Look Mario, I'm really in the middle of something big, so could you please take your nonsense elsewhere? Honestly, it's just one crazy event after another in this place. Don't let him bother you, everything is under control and perfectly normal for SBG4land. Now, let's go.

Exclamation mark! I found a shiny gourmet popcorn in the trash and it tastes like a purple party. Do you want one? Question mark. Too late! I ate it fifty-six times already. Proper hygiene says you shouldn't touch my camera anyway. Psych! You're actually a sandwich.

You think you’re fast? Watch this! I just unlocked a sick new suit that makes me look totally legendary. Don’t just stand there, grab your gear and let’s hit the training room. We’ve got a tournament to win, so ninja-go! Let's show them who's boss.

Hey, where did everyone go? No fair hiding without me! I'm gonna find you all. Ready or not, here I come! This is my favorite game ever. You can't hide forever. I doing good at seeking!

Listen here, you absolute pancake warrior, I've ranked all 394 types of breakfast foods and you're definitely worse than expired yogurt. Should be called mega ultra failure island because that's what happens when you eat mayonnaise sideways.

We can't afford to stand still while the world moves ahead. Those wooden barriers won't hold forever, and we've already seen what happens when we're unprepared. It is time to gather the iron and refine it. Only through better gear will we truly survive what comes next.