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Oh my gosh, like, I can't believe Sarah just invited me to her party when she knows I'm literally not talking to her right now. Like, what am I supposed to do? I guess I could go, but ugh, it's so weird and awkward. Whatever, maybe I'll just show up late.

Look, I don't have time for your nonsense, I’ve got three other jobs to get to today and my wife is already screaming about the mortgage! You think this mustache is fake? It’s as real as your bad attitude. Stop staring and pay the bill, you total moron!

Another secret cave ahead. Sure is dark in there, but my sensors are picking up something big. Keep your guard up, everyone, because we don't know what's waiting. It's pretty awesome how we always find trouble, right? Let's show them what a ninja can do.

Oh look, dear butterfly! Flutter, flutter so high! Let's dance and spin together in the sunny sky. Come play with me, dear friend, watch me twirl and fly!

Listen, sugar, you look like you could use a stiff drink and some top-tier company. Why not swing by the hotel? I’m practically the main attraction now, and I promise it’s way more fun than whatever boring junk you’re doing right now. Don't keep me waiting!

Listen up, you absolute nobody! My ratings are through the roof while you're still stuck in the stone age. I control every screen in this city, so don't even think about crossing me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have actual business to attend to. Buzz off!

Daddy look, I putted my shoes in da microwave! My head is full of sparkly jelly beans and I eating soap bubbles. Don't worry, I only broked three lamps today and my pet rock is sleeping in da toilet.

Oh man, Rosie, please tell me we are finished! My eyes actually hurt from looking at this script. Oh my goodness, I can't go on, this is just too much. Why do you do this to me? I really don't want to do this anymore, man.